Dear Jennifer Anniston

An open letter to Jen's boobs.

Funny, yet sad that this kind of commentary exsists. But hey - Don't shoot the messenger, eh??
FYI - this was penned by former "Real World - Miami" star Dan. Dan grew-up here in the wonderful KC metroplex and promptly left town. Can't say I blame him....

How was your day, Dan?: Dear Jennifer Anniston