Scariest Xmas Gift of 2005

Yikes!! This has "West World" meets "Planet of the Apes" written all over it. Maybe version 2.0 will include commands to throw and eat its own fecal matter.

Amazing "Alive" Chimpanzee is a fully animated, life-size bust of the real animal.
"Alive" Chimpanzee can see, hear and feel in ways that allow him to interact intelligently with you, your family, your guests...and with baffled strangers.
Soulful eyes track movements using infrared "radar" vision; his ears have stereoscopic sound sensors; his skin reacts to contact with touch sensors all around.
Four distinctive emotional moods include "Curious," "Happy," "Fearful" and "Feisty."
Override his "natural" autonomous mode by using the wireless controller to communicate specific commands as far as 30 feet away.

SharperImage.com - Alive Chimpanzee So Real, It's Unreal!